The Duel

Mendacitiy and Veracity were sitting on a

 Bridge with their feet dangling over the

side. M said to  V “ I can see further than

you” to which V replied “Before we can

decide the answer to your asinine query,

 how are we going to decide?” Mendacity’s

answer “ It’s simple, I decide” to which V

replied “Go take a leap before I shove your

   lying ass over the side!”